THE ORANGE BLASPHEMER

As many of us will recall, last January, Donald John Trump put out a video, spreading the “word” about how he is a messenger from God, “a shepherd to mankind.”

Well, in his constant behavior to outdo his hourly shame, and it being Holy Week, the Orange Lucifer has taken a step further into E-V-I-L.

Remember, this is a man, while running for residency at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, back in 2016, who could NOT define the difference between the Old and New Testaments.

Pull up a chair, take a deep breath, stare at the ceiling, and listen to what I’m about to tell you…and then make a concerted effort to digest the following…

Weaponizing his martyrdom, Trump is now selling $59.99 “God Bless the USA” Bibles adorned with a flag and the chorus of Lee Greenwood’s song handwritten by the singer, plus the Constitution, Declaration of Independence and Pledge of Allegiance.

Elmer Gantry, please take the next tram to DisneyWorld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The old Lobsterman has a question: When do you think he is going to start selling “Indulgences?!!

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