“The Snake” just can’t get it right…
We’ve ALL seen the pictures of Teddy Cruz trying to display his Mea culpa in faux fashion over the weekend for his catastrophic Mexican F!#KUP!!!
Pop your trunk, sir, while I struggle to load water into the back, amongst your Lone Star empties, in front of the press…
Wearing his TEXAS mask, NO less.
Give me some oxygen, Pedro.
Teddy having crisis photos of how involved he is??!
Who on his staff took the pix??!
Why isn’t ‘Fled Ted’ in 14-day quarantine??!
Snowflake, go back to the shelter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lobster on the Prairie 