I had NO idea what the above procedure was, until I read selected portions of Michael Wolff‘s book, “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House.”
Alopecia Reduction, aka scalp reduction, is a procedure where a surgeon removes one’s bald spot(s), and then sews the more shaggy skin back together.
Ah, what price vanity?
What we have as a result is the 45th president’s bizarre hairdo – The Weave.
Scalp-reduction surgery, time-consuming styling [held in place with tons of strong hairspray!] and ounces and ounces of cheap hair dye, according to daughter Ivanka [who delights in relating her daddy’s procedure and daily practice to friends as reported in Wolff’s carousel of antidotes – a must read for any one who has a couple of hours to spare bent over in raucous laughter].
Just For Men…only the very cheapest for our Commander-in-Chief.
What a complete pansy-waste!
Lobster on the Prairie 