THE REALITY of the MOMENT

Donald John Trump has NEVER faced an audience, surroundings and degree of importance as his Address to Congress tonight.

It represents the biggest, and most critical to-date, reality show he’s EVER been a part of, without a tad of doubt.

Why?

The vultures, of ALL stripes and sizes, are lying in wait to chew him apart, including me, for ALL the previous obnoxious bluster he has spewed forth across the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.

The Trump Presidency will rise or fall on whether he can pass a conservative reform agenda through Congress.

He has ALL the cards, right now, in his hands – White House and both aisles of Congress – but it may be for only two years – 2018 elections lurk right around the corner.

The Weave heads into the arena this evening with just over 42% [some polls show him under 40%] approval rating – five weeks plus into the job. That’s a modern low for a new President!

Carrot Top has NO wiggle room for error, or miscalculation…

Already, Trump’s immigration executive order led to confusion around the world, and humiliating defeat in court. The stonewalling over White House ties to Russia led to the resignation of National Security Adviser Mickey “Comrade” Flynn, and continuing investigations, with the distinct possibility of a special prosecutor being assigned to further look into matters. The attacks on trading partners have required cabinet reassurance tours – by Tillerson, Mattis and Vice President Pence.

There are four crucial areas of importance that Trump has to address this evening:

  • Immigration;
  • ObamaCare;
  • Military Spending;
  • Balanced Budget & Deficit

And, by addressing each of the above, he has to deal in specifics [something he dislikes doing!!!], and NOT just a bunch of generalities that play well in Anniston, Alabama.

The campaign is over, Donnie Boy, you’re the 45th…

The beaks are sharpened!

 

CLYDE did throw BONNIE under the BUS

In classic Kimmel fashion, Jimmy explains the Academy Awards debacle from the previous evening…

PricewaterhouseCoopers, the firm hired to handle the “security” of the e-n-v-e-l-o-p-e-s should, in ALL good faith, return their check for services [which in truth they certainly did NOT provide], and whatever that amount was/is should go to charity.

“Bonnie” Dunaway and “Clyde” Beatty were last seen getting their eyes tested, as well as taking a cognitive exam for rational thought yesterday afternoon.

I understand the Daytona Beach Kennel Club and Poker Room in Florida is very nice this time of year; they need to remove themselves from the state of California by the weekend!

NO MOONLIGHT for La La Land

Why were Bonnie and Clyde even involved in the Oscars?

Especially during the last segment, and most critical category, of the evening: Best Picture.

You knew instantly as they BOTH attempted to walk to the microphone, that they shouldn’t have left their apartments next to the dog track. They could barely walk!

“Clyde” Beatty looked like he had soiled his trousers with a truckload of unnecessary debris, if you get my drift.

Plus, neither one of them can see any more…literally.

Watch history – the bad kind – being made last night…

This was a classic F’up during one of the penultimate moments in a entertainment professional’s life. In this case, we’re talking about multiple lives. UNBELIEVABLE…

Even for Hollywood.

After watching multiple times, several different clips of the last few minutes of the Academy Awards, nearly eclipsing the number of times I’ve watched the Zapruder Film,  it’s way too bizarre to be infuriating. To my wife and me, it appeared that Beatty and “Bonnie” Dunaway were somehow [PricewaterhouseCoopers report to the principle’s office immediately] in possession of an incorrect envelope, containing NOT the best-picture winner, but the best actress, which had just been awarded to Emma Stone of La La Land. Opening the crimson envelope, 79-year-old Beatty seemed baffled, pausing briefly before handing it off to Dunaway, who announced “La La Land” as the winner.

They could NOT make out the printing on the envelope, as being a mistake…it’s very obvious as you watch any of the clips.

The most gut-wrenching aspect, really, was that mistake was NOT recognized immediately. Where was the production team? Already bitinging into steaks at Musso & Frank? Even Steve Harvey botching the prize for Miss Universe 2015 – the previous gold standard for bungled awards show finales – was faster to repair the damage of a winner incorrectly named.

Instead, the poor “La La Land” producers, cast and crew were allowed to arrive on to the stage, deliver speeches and experience the weightless feeling of capturing movie-making’s greatest honor. Think about this for a second: They really thought they had won!!! Everyone thought they had won!

Then, chaos becomes a fiasco of nerve-shattering proportions!

They’re close to wrapping up their acceptance speeches when, out of-the-corner of the lower right portion of your flat-screen, one sees an anxious-looking production person in headgear barreling around the stage…Oops!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even then, it is NOT an Oscars show producer, but a “La La Land” one, Jordan Horowitz, who steps up to bravely announce the mistake, and properly awards the golden statue to “Moonlight.”

Horowitz was the personification of class and dignity of the highest order.

It was a moment that could have unraveled quickly – and for which Horowitz bore NO responsibility – but, he could NOT have defused it with more grace. His class on this night will be long remembered.

I, for one, wish him a career filled with worthy redemption, and personal reward.

ZERO CAJONES!!!

Donald John Trump is such a fraud!

A fourteen-karat phony!

Sissy-boy!

Yesterday he “tweeted” [such courage] that he would NOT be attending the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner on April 29th.

The Weave will be the first president to NOT attend since Reagan in ’81, when he was recuperating from an assassination attempt. However, Reagan addressed the dinner by phone, though.

Carrot Top once again is demonstrating how thin-skinned he is with the obvious fear of the slightest criticism, and opponent-induced humor, pointed in the direction of his obese figure [have you noticed how much weight our 45th president has packed on since the 20th of last month?].

The WHCA affair, to me, would seem like the perfect venue for Trump to go after the media, and their “fake news” with some piercing humor and sarcasm of his own.  The only problem is Donnie Boy has neither one of those character traits and gifts, as we ALL are quickly finding out by his continual petulant/nebulous behavior.

“Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!” Trump tweeted [he’s so-o-o mature]. Presidents typically speak at the dinner, a major event on the Washington social calendar. Or, I should say, presidents who are NOT afraid of a little brush-back frivolity, at their own expense.

The correspondents’ dinner is an annual Washington ritual that has evolved over the years into an A-list social event complete with pre-parties and after-parties.

Presidents typically deliver a speech, with guests in formal wear lifting a glass to the commander-in-chief.

It should be pointed out, that the dinner also serves as a forum for awarding scholarships and honoring exceptional journalism.

Trump’s announcement comes at a tense moment in White House-press relations. Speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference – CPAC is by NO means representative of true conservative thought – on Friday, Trump said, “We are fighting the fake news. It’s fake—phony, fake.”

He, The Trumpkin, could well have been in descriptive verbosity of himself with this above quote!

In a statement after Trump’s tweet, Jeff Mason, the WHCA president, said the dinner would go forward without the president.

“The WHCA takes note of President Donald Trump’s announcement on Twitter that he does not plan to attend the dinner, which has been and will continue to be a celebration of the First Amendment and the important role played by an independent news media in a healthy republic,” Mason wrote.

According to The Wall Street Journal, there had been internal talk about whether  Trump should attend the dinner. Trump was in the audience for the WHCA dinner in 2011, when then-President Barack Obama dumped a truckload of direct barbs his way…

Fear in some little boys lasts forever…

ANOTHER REJECTION by the PREZ

An intelligence report by the Department of Homeland Security contradicts the White House’s assertion that immigrants from seven Muslim-majority countries pose a specific threat of being terrorists,  and should be blocked from entering the U.S.

The report is the latest episode in a struggle between intelligence officials and the Trump White House – you know, the gang who can’t shot straight – that has rippled across most of our intelligence agencies. Some officials have critiqued administration policies, while the president and senior members of his staff have accused officials of leaking information to undermine his administration and the legitimacy of his election.

Another sad example of “sand-box fighting” that doesn’t make any American feel secure about the necessary mature protection the country needs at this moment, given the state of affairs going on around Planet Earth.

This intel report came from Homeland Security’s Office of Intelligence and Analysis. It said that its staff “assesses that country of citizenship is unlikely to be a reliable indicator of potential terrorist activity.” The White House yesterday dismissed it as politically motivated and poorly researched.

The disclosure of an intelligence report so directly at odds with top White House priorities marks an unusually sharp rupture between the administration and career public servants. It also underscores the difficulty Carrot Top has had in converting his confrontational and bombastic campaign rhetoric into public policy.

I’ve always noticed that it’s much more difficult to convert ‘bombastic’ promises into anything resembling appropriate policy, if you’re perceived as a large-mouth A-hole!

But, maybe that’s just me…

Trump’s administration, headed up by chief Leninist, Stevie Bannon, and little girly boy Stevie Miller, is seeking to enforce an executive order blocking immigrants from the seven countries, which it has portrayed as based on nationality and security factors, and NOT religion [which is still under a re-write after the initial cluster!!!]. Trump is expected to issue a new order this coming week, after federal courts blocked his first attempt to temporarily halt immigration and prohibit refugees from entering the country.

The Department of Homeland Security report was prepared in response to the White House request for intelligence assessments of terrorist threats posed by migration. Current and former officials with direct knowledge of the Homeland Security report said it was compiled on short notice, but that it relied on information that analysts routinely collect and examine in order to guide counterterrorism policies. The report was shared with agencies outside DHS, according to The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal.

Trump administration officials said the assessment ignored available information that supports the immigration ban and the report they requested has yet to be presented.

The translation of which NO one seems to have a clue, as of this morning, Saturday, February 25, 2017.

If you don’t have to get up, my counsel is go back to bed for the better part of the day.

The new DHS report, which is not classified, states that its findings are based on public statistics and reports from the Department of Justice and the State Department as well as an annual report on global threats produced by U.S. intelligence agencies.

Trump has defended the immigration ban, noting that the seven countries were identified by the Obama administration as “sources of terror,” and that two of them, Iraq and Syria, are home bases to members of the self-proclaimed Islamic State, who conceivably could enter the U.S. posing as immigrants or refugees.

But the Homeland Security report found that in the past six years, foreign-born people in the United States who were “inspired” to participate in terrorist acts came from 26 different, and separately identified, countries.

In all, analysts found 82 individuals who were “primarily” based in the U.S. who had either died trying to engage in terrorism, or were convicted on charges. Of those, “slightly more than half” were native born U.S. citizens, the report found.

Only two of the seven countries targeted by Trump – Iraq and Somalia – are among the top origins countries for foreign-born individuals who engaged in terrorism in the United States, the report found. Those countries, in order, are Pakistan, Somalia, Bangladesh, Cuba, Ethiopia, Iraq and Uzbekistan.

The DHS report found that countries targeted in Trump’s immigration order already accounted for a small portion of total visas issued in the fiscal year 2015, with NO country accounting for more than 7% of visas granted in the Middle East, North Africa or Sub Saharan Africa, the report found. The country accounting for the largest percentage of visas issued in those regions was Iran, the report found, which the U.S. designated a state sponsor of terrorism in 1984. What? Oops! Did you know that, Barry?

With these number of pages of detailed intelligence, one can’t expect any trustworthy/reliable judgement to spring forth, especially when our 45th president does NOT even read…

Remember the words of Ben Franklin: “If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you.”

SEND UP THE FLARES

BANNING THE PRESS!

Trump at CPAC addressing his moronic ‘camp followers’…

Donald John Trump is a sick human being! Sick…

His wiring is past its expiration date. Constant short-circuiting visible to ALL!

He wouldn’t know, NOR UNDERSTAND,  our First Amendment if he read it – word-for-word – every day, for a week.

Yesterday, The Weave‘s at-the-moment press secretary, Sean Spicer, announced that The New York Times, CNN, Politico, Los Angeles Times, and others were NOT going to be allowed to attend a White House press briefing, an unusual move that underscores the increasingly strained, and childish, relations between the new administration and the media.

The move prompted a laser-sharp rebuke from the White House Correspondents’ Association, which said it “is protesting strongly against how today’s gaggle is being handled by the White House.”

The White House initially had planned the event as an on-camera briefing with press secretary Sean Spicer in the briefing room, but later restricted it to a smaller, off-camera gathering in Spicer’s office.

 While holding a smaller press briefing is NOT unusual, the White House broke from protocol in barring journalists from the New York Times, CNN, Politico and BuzzFeed, which have been criticized by trump and the administration for their reporting – from the event. Reporters from the Associated Press and Time Magazine boycotted the event in protest of how it was handled.

THE GOP DOES NOT EXIST any more…

This morning at CPAC, the hostile take-over of the Republican Party was completed…

Three years ago, CPAC wanted NOTHING to do with The Weave. In fact, this time last year Trump finished third in the CPAC presidential poll.

Now CPAC is falling ALL over themselves, even inviting members of the “inner sanctum” yesterday to attend, and speak…

Senator Robert Alphonso Bob Taft would NOT recognize any aspect of the GOP today, most assuredly its namesake in the White House.

PARANOIA

The above word in the OED is defined as delusional of grandeur and self-importance.

Fits our 45th president to a T, doesn’t it?

This morning, about 45 minutes ago, in fact, The Weave took to Twitter to express his on-again/off-again unhappiness with one of our intelligence agencies – F.B.I.

Trump, in a couple of posts, before breakfast, said the agency was “totally unable to stop the national security ‘leakers’ that have permeated our government for a long time.”

“Classified information is being given to media that could have a devastating effect on U.S. FIND NOW,” the president wrote just after 7:30 a.m. ET.

Oh, if Hoover was still alive. What fun we ALL would be witnessing!

To make this mess even more entertaining, last night CNN reported that White House officials – we now find out it was Reince Priebus, chief-of-staff – had asked the FBI to rebut news reports that it was investigating links between officials in the administration and Russia, a request that the network said was denied by the FBI.

I really want this to escalate into an Irish pub brawl between Tweety Bird and Big Jim Comey.

Let me see a show of hands…